Location: Restaurant Date: August Third
“Oh Bob, it is so nice of you to bring me to this restaurant for our anniversary!” Said Bob's wife as a waiter gave them their food. Bob, breaking open his fortune cookie, read aloud: “Beware waiter with fortune cookies! I wonder what that means?” Bob looked at the waiter, the waiter looked back, the waiter moved first lunging towards Bob's Throat.
*Intermission*
Continued:
Bob moved fast but not fast enough. The so called “waiter” managed to slip his fingers around Bob's neck. Bob struggled, gasping for air when suddenly there was a CRACK! The attacker slumped to the floor, behind him stood his wife, holding a frying pan. We had better go, said Bob looking at three men who were staring at the waiter. Half a minute later they were on they're way home in the car when something started beeping. “Cell phone?” Asked Bob “No! It's at home!” replied his wife. “Mine too!” said Bob, getting frantic. They looked at each other both thinking the same thought, BOMB!!!!!!!!!
To be continued................
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